Chef Debbie's Food Giggles For The Day

A Blog A Day For A Month: Day 26. Only 5 more days to go.

You can count on me saying something stupid almost every day. Truthfully, it is every day. But that's neither here nor there.

Here are a few of the (printable) misquotes that my buddy, Jeff Gibbs, of Gibb's Cheese (a lovely cheese and deli shop) at Findlay Market has heard recently.

Which one of the turkeys has more turkey in it?

I want a refund on my pork chops!

Why would I pay $3.00 for 1/2 pound when I can buy a whole pound for $5.99?

Can I have 1/2 pound of caucasian turkey?

Which of these cottage cheeses is made without diary products?

Give me 5 garlic franks to dip in my peanut butter.

Does white cheese have less calories than yellow cheese?

OK. I don't feel so dumb now.