That's not too unusual.
Did you know I can buy Viagra, Cialis, Prozak or any other kind of drug I need through the mail? One e~mail even guarantees me I can gain 4". I can't tell you how much I'd love to be 5'6 instead of my shrimpy 5'2".
But I digress.
Today's e~mail takes the cake, breaks it up into little chunks, puts it on the plate and serves it with ice cream.
I work for a small catering company and we've had a request for Kaluha pulled pork. We've never made this and don't know where to start. We need your help!!
What I wanted to say:
Dear Catering Company:Maybe I should wear a cape instead of an apron saying "SUPER CHEF!"
You have the gig. If you didn't offer the requested menu item, then suck it up and do the research ~ just like I'd have to do if I wrote the recipe and cooking instructions for you!
Oh. But wait. Then I'd actually have to help.